dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]
omgsam: “am I kicked out of the fandom yet??? xD” “our fandom is the most insane LOL!” “and yet another fandom ruins a hipster post ftww!!!” “omg if you don’t reblog this you’re kicked out of the fandom!!!” “I bet hipsters reblog this and have no idea where it’s from haha losers!!! xD”
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
portablemiah: *inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
enjolras-is-captain-sassy: corackadile: why dont you why do not you FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
gorrestfump: if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
daughterofalkebulan: “So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene. This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think...
folly-lolly: do you ever have a conversation with someone new and then you’re like i’m making friends
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
greydelisle: LEGEND has it that certain hard-KORR fans will be getting a treat this summer! Just in the NICK of time!!!!
The grand show is eternal. It is always sunrise somewhere; the dew is never...– John Muir (via fundiweeks)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood