We can't help but put ourselves into music.

 

“You don’t wanna be trapped inside with me, sunshine. Inside, I’m somebody no one wants to fuck with, do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson. I am Britain’s most violent prisoner.”

christiansbale:

charlidos:

Tom Hardy talking about getting kicked in the testicles, by a very, very small human being and a very big one. Is there anything better than Tom Hardy interviews?

I managed to survived my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the nappy of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, “Come on…” and he brought his heel down and clipped the top of my left testicles. It took me to the fucking floor, man. 
I didn’t see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on the bell, I thought, “Jesus. That’s what it’s like to be kicked in the balls.” Excrutiating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long. 
When I was doing Bronson, I was arse-naked with six guys pretending to kick the shit out of me in a cage. Bam, bam, bam… and this one guy kicks me in the testicles. It was full impact. I saw my testicles go up, inside my arsehole, and then come back out. Time slows down when shit happens that’s serious. I thought, “Jesus, I’m going to pass out…” Nothing happened. I didn’t feel anything, I must have these super-testicles. A year later, my son took me to the floor.

christiansbale:

charlidos:

Tom Hardy talking about getting kicked in the testicles, by a very, very small human being and a very big one. Is there anything better than Tom Hardy interviews?

I managed to survived my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the nappy of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, “Come on…” and he brought his heel down and clipped the top of my left testicles. It took me to the fucking floor, man. 

I didn’t see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on the bell, I thought, “Jesus. That’s what it’s like to be kicked in the balls.” Excrutiating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long. 

When I was doing Bronson, I was arse-naked with six guys pretending to kick the shit out of me in a cage. Bam, bam, bam… and this one guy kicks me in the testicles. It was full impact. I saw my testicles go up, inside my arsehole, and then come back out. Time slows down when shit happens that’s serious. I thought, “Jesus, I’m going to pass out…” Nothing happened. I didn’t feel anything, I must have these super-testicles. A year later, my son took me to the floor.

Tom Hardy’s old myspace photos give me life

you’re missing all the nude gratuitous booty shots with the duck faces though ;____;

Holy shit Tom Hardy is tiny in Black Hawk Down

Casually looked up the Tom Hardy tag on tumblr.

Just found out Mr. Hardy used to be the number one douchebag on MySpace until he cleaned his shit up and got into serious acting.

Cannot be unseen - now Bane is officially that duck facing, taking-nude-pictures-of-himself douche from MySpace. :p

Still love the man, but god damn.

crashingthisplane:

Tom Hardy’s tan from wearing the “Bane” mask during the shooting of The Dark Knight Rises last summer.  You have no idea how long I’ve waited to see this picture.

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

crashingthisplane:

Tom Hardy’s tan from wearing the “Bane” mask during the shooting of The Dark Knight Rises last summer.

You have no idea how long I’ve waited to see this picture.

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

Well, after Bronson and Warrior, I’d say I’d be fucking terrified if I were Batman Gotham.

Well, Warrior just made my exclusive “Almost Wept Like A Baby” list.